He Who Laughs, Or The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Intimacy

New York Moment: LXXI

June 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

(ISAAC is talking to MELANIE on the phone.)

ISAAC: Hey, did you get a Rock & Republic t-shirt from Addison?
MELANIE: No.
ISAAC: You should get one from him. They’re really comfortable; I had the best time sleeping in it last night and I’m so looking forward to sleeping in it tonight.
MELANIE: They have a huge black skull on them.
ISAAC: Well, I know, I don’t think I’ll wear it out in the world, but I’ll certainly wear it to sleep in.
MELANIE: I want you to wear it out.
ISAAC: I actually was thinking last night after I put it on and was seeing how silly I looked — how nice it would be to have a boyfriend who’d tease me for wearing it. “Not the Rock & Republic t-shirt again,” he’d say, “when will you get rid of that thing?!” And I’d say, “But I love this shirt!” and we’d fight about it.
MELANIE: Awwww …
ISAAC: I know. It was pathetic.
MELANIE: Sometimes I think when I’m watching Sex and the City before I go to sleep that it would be nice to have a boyfriend who’d be like, “Ugh, why are you watching this?!”
ISAAC: God, we want men who’ll make fun of us.
MELANIE: Totally.

FIN.

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