New York Moment: LXXIX

(ISAAC and IAN J. are walking down the street on their lunch break, eating Red Mango. A taxi swerves by them, honking its horn.)

IAN J.: What would you do if I was just hit by a car?
ISAAC: I’d take your Red Mango.
IAN J.: What?
ISAAC: I’d eat it while I was getting help.
IAN J.: Unbelievable.
ISAAC: Well, come on, it would melt.

FIN.