From an interview with the Chicago Sun-Times:
The one thing I don’t understand about men is nipples. I don’t know if there is one aspect of men that I don’t understand other than why they have nipples. Honestly, why? I guess it has something to do with the X chromosome. What is the function of the male nipple? Maybe we all start as androgynous creatures and then they become men?
Oh, Scarlett. Let me show you why men have nipples, using your husband Ryan Reynolds as supportive evidence.
This is a glorious sight:
This is significantly less glorious:
I mean, seriously. I worry for their marriage if she thinks his nipples are useless.
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Anika // February 4, 2009 at 11:23 am |
I think I would actually marry ONLY Ryan Reynolds’ nipples. I mean, Scarlett has the rest of him, but I’d take whatever part’s available. He’s nummy.