“Spork”:
Can you handle it?
Gay playwright fighting off causticity daily, clinging to compassion and turns of phrase.
Hi. Welcome to my blog. Are you here because you did a Google search for "Jake Gyllenhaal's penis" and I came up in the results? I get that a lot and I'm honored by the association, but I'm sorry -- you won't find his penis here. Wait! Don't click back; that search is fruitless, since he's only done rear nudity. Believe me, I've checked. You might as well stay, sit a spell, you know, since you're already here. Welcome.Categories
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25 responses so far ↓
JRC // June 8, 2009 at 5:36 pm |
Wow. You just took two uniquely attractive men and mixed them in a way as to make them look like every other boring boy who fits the generic and exhausted standard of male beauty. Thank you. I vote no.
tarak // June 8, 2009 at 7:10 pm |
It’s an abomination. Hurry, tell them to go back through the time portal and fix it right away!
hewholaughs // June 8, 2009 at 7:14 pm |
Just for the record, I did not do the mixing. I found this image online.
And yes, I also prefer them separately and not combined.
LC // June 9, 2009 at 1:36 am |
i personally prefer zach over chris.
but this is still pretty hawt
AJ // June 9, 2009 at 12:21 pm |
Credit where it’s due: that awesomeness premiered in the cracktastic/wonderful ontd_startrek community on livejournal.
hewholaughs // June 9, 2009 at 12:51 pm |
Thank you!
Loganotron » Gay Love Child: Zachart Quinto + Chris Pine // June 9, 2009 at 12:23 pm |
[...] I love it. [...]
james // June 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm |
He’s gorgeous. I prefer him over Chris. But he’s equal to zach.
Randy // June 9, 2009 at 7:52 pm |
Much better than either original. We must find a way to make this happen.
Strepsi // June 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm |
When I said I wanted to see Chris Pine overlaid by Zachary Quinto, this is NOT what I meant.
Alice986 // June 9, 2009 at 11:41 pm |
NOBODY could handle that level of GQ.
That’s why Pinto’s kept safe in the world of makebelieve, with other creatures of fantastical beauty, such as unicorns.
Leisa // June 10, 2009 at 12:48 am |
Blah, get it right. It’s PINTO not “spork” duh.
Fiona // June 10, 2009 at 4:24 am |
It’s not a car, it’s a way of life, son.
Lisa // June 10, 2009 at 5:48 am |
See, I love Pinto. He is like their mutant lovechild of… uh, love?
BUT HIS EYES SCARE ME.
He is indeed a GQMF though.
Green Queen // June 10, 2009 at 9:32 am |
Unicorns ain’t got nothing on Pinto.
oakley // June 10, 2009 at 10:58 am |
Um. Hot. HAWWWT!
Megan // June 10, 2009 at 6:22 pm |
Quinto features are so dominant but nevertheless very hot!!!
Laura // June 10, 2009 at 7:12 pm |
17 comments and Google links galore! I haven’t been this excited since Starbucks started using soymilk!
Carrie // June 10, 2009 at 8:02 pm |
I can’t wrap my head around this. My mind keeps trying to make it one or the other. But nonetheless, it works.
TV // June 11, 2009 at 10:51 pm |
Sorry, that’s “Spirk”. Everyone knows that Kirk must get more than 50% of everything (scene stealing, bad lines, letters in portmanteau names…).
Yippie // June 12, 2009 at 3:30 am |
I was directed here from LJ… I forgot the community name. Right now it doesn’t matter.
It doesn’t matter what the name combo could be. My friend and I agree this picture of both of them as one was well combined. Also it would be against the laws of nature for someone that GREAT LOOKING to exist. Just saying.
Gods,theeyebrowsandtheeyesjustkillmealone,whoa!
James in TO // June 12, 2009 at 11:46 am |
Well, if you’re in a rush or can’t decide between the two…!
gayle // June 24, 2009 at 5:27 am |
nice pic but would be better if the eyes were green but I personally prefer the way they look individually and prefer Zach over Chris for looks to me Zach is Hot but Chris is cute
Nic // July 22, 2009 at 5:06 pm |
Oh, how beautiful!!! If science could make this happen, I’d gladly lend out my womb to carry and give birth to this magnificent creature, and I would do it all for FREE!
Aliyah // August 17, 2009 at 5:20 pm |
I like it^.^
I mean hello…it’s Pinto’s lovechild! I wish it could happen….teehee….